Tuesday, March 15, 2011

wATeva.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Trac3's DOMITRACION guide to n3w y0rk c!ty

WUS TRUKKKIN TRACES
Afta DOMITRACIN New YOrk f0 tha s3cond time with z0l0ndr0n, I th0t i cud g!ve yall nukkahs sum t!ps on h0w to domiTrace n3w y0rk y0 selves.
1. Weave: bring ALL YO WEAVES TRACES, yu dunt want nukkahs f0rgettin the name: Trace.
2. Iguana: l00k f0 tha crystalliz3d Iguana in NYC, 0nce chu f!nd it, you'll n0 wus rite n telacious.
3. Etiquette: f0ll0w tha dictracionary on c0mm0n use of words so chu n0 what to say when a nukkah asks wus tru witchu. ie: when someone asks you wutchu study in school you say,"BLACK SLANG", just like it says in tha section on tha site.
4. Lifestyle: Neva sl33p fo eva. When in dis city, try to make a impressioTracion on as many nukkahs as chu can. By sl33pin, chu l0se 69 h0urs of time to share tha lifestyle.
5. Goals: Find a suga daddy, find crystalz, trampla as many sp0ts as chu can, and truk as much as chu can.
Most of aLL traces, jus keep it tite, do it rite, and stay p0ppin, telacious, tr0n, !guana, tru, quay quay, and guava to the Trac3 lifestyle, cuz dats wut TRACE CHRIST WOULD APPRECITRATE.
Tru.

QU0t3 0f th@ tr@c3 d@yY

D!s qu0te cums frum a Vanc0uva tr@c3 nam3d MUK NUK.." Thought aboutcho a$$ today while gittin on tha bus, thought i would ratha ride chu than public tr@nsit mhmm!!!"
Trukkah n0's how to m@ke a nukkah p0p ha sm!l3 0ut :)
Tru.