February 18, 2011
Reminisc!n on XXXmanukkah....
Dis is a t@le Natrukkuh wr0te f0 Aduminukkuh f0 XXXmanukkuh:
Where there is a weave, there is always jealousy. That's why you gotta have a gat on you or Minuit with guns n shit witchoo....EXCEPT IF YOU IS TRACE CHRIST!!!!! or evacuate ur weave but that would be life evacuation anyways. The moral of this specialondron day is to be Trace Christ. OR BE BLACK. or get gat. When I was decrystallizing Minuit's cheekbones the otha day she told me this-"the more your cheekbonez p0p the more we fuck."- moral of this story is have ur cheekbonez p0pped @ all times EVEN IF YOU IS DEAD!!!! Keep your cheekbones popp!n more n more until death by popped cheekbones & then by death you will luk perfect! MERRY XXXMANUKKUH
Tru.
February 1st, 2011
Once upon a weave, lived a nukkah named Hatrukkuh. This nukkah went to McGill wit sum of ha best nuks frum home.
Hatrukkuh had a long shinin blond weave made outta only da best blond Russian children. She knew how to stay tite even in anotha city while ha cheekbones did tha same.
One day, ha nukkahs became jealuz, and decided to try to trampla Hatrukkuh. Hatrukkuh got real upset so she took sum sleepin crystalz real quick n real slow n passed tha fuck out.
Tha nukkahs made a tale bout dis nuk sayin she wusnt poppin n didnt wanna live but hatrukkuh said, "I AM TRACE AND TRACE WILL LIVE."
She met Trace, and Trace introduced ha 2 sum new nuks. Dese Nukkahs luved Hatrukkuh and once ha job wus dun, Trace evacuated and left his nukkahs to pop togetha.
Now in Tr@c3 DayzZ, Hatrukkuh is stayin supa tite, gittin grades higha than Mama Trace on crystalz, n rockin th@ clubz gittin rid of luv handlezz.
This t@le of Trace is one dat sh0s a nukkah how a Trac3 can affect a non-trace (plebe's) life and make em poppin.
Hatrukkah and ha shinin weave lived happily eva afta.
