Typical DayZ in the Trace Timez0ne
Spring 2011
Trace sTance wen chu can.
Fall/winter 2010/2011
Dress!n to Impress the NY Iguanz. NY Simons iz mo faShion foward than m0st otha Simonz. if u truk around wit fl0ral pant and bUsh-like(n0t tha colla of Minuiwukkahs) scarvez, u may f!nd a Simon crawlin up tha side of Yo weaVe by the end of tha day!!! TRU.
on th!s n!te Trace dint have enuff CrYstalz to affford a gameboard. so he pumped sum a!r in his arm and used dat instead!
Trace afta combatin a Bumblanukk. Trace conquered - das whuchu do afta conquerring a Nukkah. sh0w whos b0$$ just incase they fog0t by symbolizin a T. Worshippin Trace Christ infront of a gat enemey is what Trace Christ thinks is IGUANA.
Trace diggin fo ha st0len crystalzz.
dis peice is titled: "Ch33kbonez, Crystal Recovery, and Child of tha Snatcha"
wut Traces do wen dey chillen.
Trace chillen in ha r00m.
Natrukkah sl33pin, wachin, trukkin.
Trace holding Natrukkah's gat. Traces like to bejewel they gats afta floatin on the tredmill. This gat was st0len and neva returned but luckily Natrukkah recieved a new bejewelled gat for XXXmnukkah.
just a reeeeal quick and slow reminda: DONT HAVE OPINIONZ!!!!!!!!!!
sumtimez Traces is t00 weak to l00k at whoz face they be k!ssin.
Once upon a Trace, Trace evacuated the club fo 69min and all the otha Traces were wonderin wher she evacuated to. Afta sukin in sum air and wata, the Traces were pleased to s33 the return of Trace. She said she just n33ded to find her Snake dat night cuz she left in in the club by accidentondralon. And becauz if she dint get sum mo t00thbrush in ha system ha lyfe wouldav b33n evacuated within the next level of ch33kp0p.
If you gun wear l!pst!ck make sure to be applyin in al tha rite B0dy partz.
Tarantula Trace.
Summer 2010
When tha paparazzi is present (which is ALL DA TIME), it is instuinctual fo a TR@ce to watch they backs. Hence, Trace be watchin ha back. Sometimes walkin while wachin yo bak is nessessondralon as well. But only the titest of Traces are able to accomplish dis sk!ll.
Once upon a nukkah, Trace was d0in ha thang on tha danceflo, stayin tite, keepin r!te, when all of a sudden she realized she be livin a faceplant on danceflo lyfstyle that n!te. When Trace realizondraloned that ha t33th were evacuated from ha face she did what any kowledgable Iguana would do but all Iguanas are knowledgable so if u ask any Iguana always trust ha. newayz what she did was sc00ped up ha t33th with ha hands and danced with t33th in ha handz. Sometimes Traces be p0ppin a lil t00 hard on tha danceflo that we p0p our teeth rite out our faces. and this is wuts tru and slow in the Trace timezonequashia.
Trace likes to go Lazagattin in H0lt Renfrew when she got some spare t!me. (Sometimez Minuiwukkah's gotta go to Russia fo sum mission Intraceiables.)
Natrukkah made Trace a card fo ha b!irthday while trukkin on da plane on ha way back afta Swiss DomiTraceion.
While domiTraceioning Switzerl@nd, Natrukkah learned the ways 0f the Swiss we@ve technique. Note: Eyez will often go red when making weave adjustments.
Trace's ch33kbones stay!n p0ppin while Natrukkah waches they backs.
Lady Gaga aka Trace chillen in Natrukkah's car with no we@ve on. If any of you nukkah's wanna make dis Trace a bl0nde we@ave she t0ld me thAt wud be p0ppin.
Minuiwukkah who also goes by Fang and Trace with ha girlfriend Natrukkhah. This iz they last n!te spent t0getha b4 Natrukkah left to Trace ova Switzerl@nd!
Cryst@l SNatcha!! often hurd sayin "GIMME ThEM CRYSTALZZZ!!!" Beware of dis Nukkah. You is only safe if Minuiwukkah iz witchu (cus she has gunz N sh!t).
Trace's 69th birthnukkah c@ke: if u gun b f0rced to make a cake u BeTTTa be k33pin in XXX!!!
if u iz lukin fo da recipe:
-XXX cel3ry st!x
-4 bags of a!r
-2 t00thbrushes
Sumtimez u gotta just st8 wutchu be thinkin on yo bare skin caz thats wen nukkahz kno u meen business and you iz b0$$ even tho u always is. Also dressin like cats accomplishquayshias this. Therefore in this case Trace wanted DOUBLA powa even tho she always has dat anywayz! TRU.
Traces watchin they backs. Photography by Minuiwukkah.
S!deplank when you can.
January 2010-Natrukkah's 19th Birthondralon
Once upon a weave, Natrukkuh wanted to find her love at Venukkuh so the Traces went on an advencha to find this nuk. Unfortunatalondra he was not thurr, but luckily Aduminuk was able to satisfy both Natrukkuh and Liondranukkuh at the same time. A very important moment since the time zone of Trace Dayz began.
Summer 2009
First Traceday eva hangin 0ut. @ No Doubt concert. Stayin tru. B4 a Trace new a Trace wuz a Trace.
Spring 2011
Fall/winter 2010/2011
L0ve.
Traces in tha club watchin they backs.
Summer 2010
Trace gettin ready for ch3st weave evacuation wh!le wearing ha finest we@ve from Asia: BLACK PART OF PANDA (MAKE SURE TO EVACUATE THA WHITE!!!)tru.
World DomiTracetion: Natrukkah Trukkin ova Switzerland
if u iz lukin fo da recipe:
-XXX cel3ry st!x
-4 bags of a!r
-2 t00thbrushes
Trace gettin ready to sl!ce ha cake.
Artw0rk by Adumanukkah. Natrukkah titled dis peice"Sp!da 3yez!"
Prayin to Trace Christ.
Natrukkah preparin to BLEND YO A$$.
Trace Christ
Trace after returnin from Russia afta gatin a Russian child's weave.
January 2010-Natrukkah's 19th Birthondralon
Summer 2009
