How to talk to @n Iguana.

Just incase chu wuz wonderin, talkin to an Iguana is an art and U dunt WaNNa FUcK sh!t up. So heRe are a Few basiC st3pz to h3lp YO TRUKKAH ASSES OUT:

Simon

1. Tha appRoach: quick N slow.
2. Tha st@nce: Tr@ce stance. if u dunt no wut dis is by n0w u beTta evacuatecho lyfe.
3. Tha communiquashia: Dis cud be Tr!cky cuz most Iguanas iz qu!te de@f so u Have to yell with yo loudest sh0ut!!!! (NoTe: alllll Iguanas namez is SIMON. n0t Trace. Iguanas is tha only TrAce animalondrallon that we CANNOT call TrAce cuz if chu do they fe3l disrespected and they gun HATCHU and when igUanas HATCHU yo may as well GATCHO own Weave r!te tha FuK out yo Skull) anywayz m0st Iguana like it wen u m@ke sum s0rta stAtement sUch as "Y0 CH33KBONEZ IS POPPIN TODAY SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" juSt kiddin they actulondralon HATE dat sh!t cause all Iguanas KNo they ch33kbonez is P0ppin and they fe3l diSrespected When U make Obviousondrallonquayquay stateMents to they Asses. A staTement such as: "I GaTED Y0 PleBE ASS NUkkah AUNT SIMON tha Otha N!te then st0le all HA CRYSTALzzzz!!!!!!!!" wouLd be betta.
4. Tha touch: quick N slow


N0te: make sure to stay in propa TraCe stance tha EntIrelondron tyme othawiZe Simon feelz disrespected and will HATCHU!!!!!!!